* The classic: “main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon.”
Saurabh :::: Hoooooo Hoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in hindi films :” Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ….”
* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say : “Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga…..”
Saurabh :::: Toh aaj kyon !!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Old hindi movie : “Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein.”
Saurabh :::: Kya hoon!!
* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy : “Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti “
Saurabh :::: Toh mar jaa….
* “Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein”
Saurabh :::: Aur Paer bahhhut chotte
* “Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo”
Saurabh :::: Apne paeron mein lo
* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court : “Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai”
Saurabh :::: To be hanged till re-birth
* “Muzrim ko ba-izzat
bari kiya jaata hai”
Saurabh :::: Mujrim ko laya karo yaar. Time kyon waste karte ho.
* “
Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga.”
Saurabh :::: Yaar geeta nahin sita ko lao…………..aaaauuuoooo
* “Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey”
Saurabh :::: Chood de yaar……….Please
* “Raam Raam kaaka”
Saurabh :::: Jug Jug jiyo beta
* “Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe”
Saurabh :::: Do-char mask le lo.
* “Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?”
Saurabh :::: Par dad ab to raat hogayi hai
* Typical farmer ka dialogue : “mainey is zaeen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai”
Saurabh :::: Kyonki power cut ke chalte tubewell bandh tha
* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital : “Main kahan hoon?”
Saurabh :::: Ghar pe!!!!
* “Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey”
Saurabh :::: Cool it man, chashma uttar de.
* “Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein”
Saurabh :::: Kyonki ghanti kharab hai.
* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle : “In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai”
Saurabh :::: Come on yaar,Relax
* “Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do”
Saurabh :::: Toh mera kya hoga
* “
Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!”
Saurabh :::: Looks are deceptive.
* Doctor: ” Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai”
Saurabh :::: Senior doctor ka cabin is on the top floor.
* Doctor : “Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ….. ”
Saurabh ::::Toh hospital jaana padega.
* “Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.”
Saurabh ::::Aur doodh mein horlics daal lo
KYON??
Saurabh :::: kyonki Horlics khao khud jaan jao.
* “Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna “
Saurabh :::: Nahin toh exam mein pass ho jaoge.
* Amitabh in many movies : ” Nahin chhodunga tujhe………….”
Saurabh :::: Kyon? bachee ki jaan loge kya?
* “Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga”
Saurabh ::::Nahin toh main hoon na.
* “Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai”
Saurabh ::::Baygon spray karo
* “Woh kutte ki maut marega “
Saurabh :::: Tomy ki ya sheru ki???
* “Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee “
Saurabh :::: Bolo, munni ki matajee.
* Rich father to son : ” Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga “
Saurabh :::: Do phooti kaudi challengi.
* “Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya”
Saurabh ::::Otherwise I hate rocks…………..you know
* Dharmendra in many movies : ” Kutte! Kamine ! …main tera khoon pe jaunga..”
Saurabh ::::I hope it is B +ve.
* Dharmendra : “Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke maroonga”
Saurabh :::: You see, I was always weak in mathematics.
* Lalita Pawar in many scenes : ” Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..”
Saurabh :::: Darling! , have baygon spray later.
* The favoirite emotional blackmail : “Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi “
Saurabh :::: You know!, it would be very scary.
* All filmi chowkidaars : ” Jagte raho!”
Saurabh :::: Jo hukm. Neend aa rahi hai, yaar.
* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : ” Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai. Apne hathiyaar phenk do “
Saurabh ::::Oh no, ab helicopter se bhagna padegaa.
* “Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna”
Saurabh :::: Footpath pe bhagna allowed nahin.
* “pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai”
Saurabh :::: Par main toh naujawaani hoon.
* The classic : ” Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !”
Saurabh :::: Kyonki main shaadi-shuda hoon.
* The villian’s sidekick : “Boss! Maal pakda
gaya “
Saurabh :::: But Mona was the best.
* “Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga”
Saurabh ::::Nahin toh main hoon na.
* “Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai”
Saurabh ::::Baygon spray karo
* “Woh kutte ki maut marega “
Saurabh :::: Tomy ki ya sheru ki???
* “Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee “
Saurabh :::: Bolo, munni ki matajee.
* Rich father to son : ” Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga “
Saurabh :::: Do phooti kaudi challengi.
* “Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya”
Saurabh ::::Otherwise I hate rocks…………..you know
* Dharmendra in many movies : ” Kutte! Kamine ! …main tera khoon pe jaunga..”
Saurabh ::::I hope it is B +ve.
* Dharmendra : “Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke maroonga”
Saurabh :::: You see, I was always weak in mathematics.
* Lalita Pawar in many scenes : ” Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..”
Saurabh :::: Darling! , have baygon spray later.
* The favoirite emotional blackmail : “Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi “
Saurabh :::: You know!, it would be very scary.
* All filmi chowkidaars : ” Jagte raho!”
Saurabh :::: Neend aa rahi hai, yaar.
* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : ” Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai. Apne hathiyaar phenk do “
Saurabh ::::Oh no, ab helicopter se bhagna padegaa.
* “Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna”
Saurabh :::: Footpath pe bhagna allowed nahin.
* “pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai”
Saurabh :::: Par main toh naujawaani hoon.
* The classic : ” Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !”
Saurabh :::: Kyonki main shaadi-shuda hoon.
* The villian’s sidekick : “Boss! Maal pakda
gaya “
Saurabh :::: But Mona was the best.
* “Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai “
Saurabh :::: Bank locker mein.
* ” tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai”
Saurabh :::: Enjoy dude! She is my neighbour.
“Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe nahin aiye, to mai………”
Saurabh :::: Usko zinda chod doonga.
* “Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega”
Saurabh :::: Bargain kar lee yaar.
* “Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehte hein, woh………………”
Saurabh :::: Kapde badale samay, light off karle yaar.
* – The typical announcer : “Bhaiyon aur behnon ….” “Ladies and Gentelmen …”
Saurabh , the announcer : “Ladies and Ledas ….”
* “Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolon
Saurabh :::: achi memory ke liye roz ek memory plus.
* “Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?”
Saurabh :::: Bank se.
* “Police mere peeche lagi hui hai ..”
Saurabh :::: Shirt badaal le.
* “Tum mere liye mar chuke ho”
Saurabh :::: So what dude? Take a chill pill
* “Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein”
Saurabh :::: Family planning moto, hum do, humara ek
* “Lo! – Muh meetha karo”
Saurabh :::: Aur daanth khate karo.
* “Hato naa! Log kya kahenge”
Saurabh :::: Kuch toh log kahenge,logon ka kaam. hai kehna…………….
* “Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai “
Saurabh :::: Bank locker mein.
* ” tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai”
Saurabh :::: Enjoy dude! She is my neighbour.
“Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe nahin aiye, to mai………”
Saurabh :::: Usko zinda chod doonga.
* “Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega”
Saurabh :::: Bargain kar lee yaar.
* “Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehte hein, woh………………”
Saurabh :::: Kapde badale samay, light off karle yaar.
* – The typical announcer : “Bhaiyon aur behnon ….” “Ladies and Gentelmen …”
Saurabh , the announcer : “Ladies and Ledas ….”
* “Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolon
Saurabh :::: achi memory ke liye roz ek memory plus.
* “Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?”
Saurabh :::: Bank se.
* “Police mere peeche lagi hui hai ..”
Saurabh :::: Shirt badaal le.
* “Tum mere liye mar chuke ho”
Saurabh :::: So what dude?
* “Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein”
Saurabh :::: Family planning moto, hum do, humara ek
* “Lo! – Muh meetha karo”
Saurabh :::: Aur daanth khate karo.
* “Hato naa! Log kya kahenge”
Saurabh :::: Kuch toh log kahenge,logon ka kaam. hai kehna…………….
* “Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa ..”
Saurabh :::: I have chicken pox, yaar.
* “Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai”
Saurabh :::: D’Cold lee kya?
* “Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai”
Saurabh :::: Oh no aaj to world cup final bhi hai.
* “Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do”
Saurabh :::: Phir isse station pe drop kardena.
* Nirupa roy’s favourite “Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta”
Saurabh :::: Maa nahin Kohimaa is the capiital of Nagaland.
* “… mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ….”
Saurabh :::: Mera khoon B+ve hai, O +ve nahin
* “Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai”
Saurabh :::: Chor,,,chor…….chor.
“Zabaan ko lagaam do ..”
Saurabh :::: But how?
* “Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu”
Saurabh :::: Kaun si Miss Renu,
Agra wali ya
ludhiana wali.
