Short Jokes Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne 
bachchon ko karne denge. 
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“U love someone 
U marry someone else. 
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. 
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id” 
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. 
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. 
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its 
ok, 
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there 
Is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit. 
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Three dreams of a man: 
To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 
To be as rich as his child believes. 
To have as many women as his wife suspects… 
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife 
kidney. 
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with 
other kidney. 
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What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru? 
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and 
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi. 
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? 
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain 
or 
Wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.