Question: what is the cube of 13?


Answer: Its : SUROOR


Wondering how?


thats bcoz….


TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR


 


Question: Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi, use log hanuman bulate the…batao kyon?


Answer: kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..


 


Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?


Answer: Sita with Ravan


 


Question: What does the kangaroo say when she finds her baby missing?


Answer: Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya


 


Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?


Answer: They gave a solid reason… Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain


 


Question: What would u call a girl who never laughs??


Answer: Hasina


 


Question: 3+ 3 =8


Bataao Kaise?


Bataao Bataao!


Nahi Pata?!!


Answer: Arre… Galati se!!!!!


 


Question: What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???


Think


Think


Think


Think


Think


Tired of thinking???


Answer: Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”


 


Question: What is the opposite of “Pizza Hut”


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Answer: “Pizza…. Hutna mat”


 


Question: Santa Singh went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


😦


Guess why ?


Answer: Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”

 


Question: Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise baahar nikalega???? ??? ………


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Answer: Geela ho ke nikalega…. ..


 


Question: Ek aadmi ki jaan jaa rahi hai to use kya khilaoge …….


sweets…. nopes


salt…… nopes


think


think


are yaar..


Answer: Birla White Cement


kyunki iske ander jaan hai…….


 


Question: Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ?


think……


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socho socho


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Answer: They Both Are Not a Banana !!


 


Sorry for torturing you all mentally, please don’t kill me.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven. The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven. The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter Heaven either. Then, it was the blonde’s turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing. “Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.” “I know,” the blonde replied. “I just got the first joke.”

A man walks into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.

She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asks, “Do I know you?”

The woman answers “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

The man thinks for a minute, then realizes this kid she is talking
about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on
his wife.

He says to the woman, “Are you that exotic dancer that was at my best
friend’s bachelor party about 5 years ago? You know, the one I did it
with on the pool table while everyone was watching?”

The woman looks at him horrified and says, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

Two strangers, a man and a woman, meet in a cafe.

The man asks, “My Dear, would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?”

“A million dollars?” the woman inquired. “Well, yes, I guess I would.”

“OK,” the man said. “Would you go to bed with me for $100?”

The woman was aghast. “What kind of person do you think I am?” she exclaimed.

The man replied, “My Dear, we have already established that. We are
merely haggling over the price!”

Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges.

When they arrived in court on the appointed day, no one was there. So
instead of wasting time waiting around, they decided to try each
other.

Motioning Tyler to the stand, Katz said, “How do you plead?”

“Guilty,” replied Tyler.

“That’ll be fifty dollars and a warning from the court,” said Katz.

Katz stepped down and the two judges shook hands and changed places.

“How do you plead?” asked Tyler.

“Guilty,” replied Katz.

Tyler reflected for a moment.”These reckless driving cases are
becoming all too common of late,” he pointed out. “In fact, this is
the second such incident in the last quarter hour. That’ll be two
hundred dollars and ten days in jail!”

Albert Einstein was getting bored with making the same speech over and over again at different meetings, so one night, after a long day, his chauffeur jokingly said, “I’ve heard your speech so many times, I know it word for word! Why don’t you take the night off and let me deliver the talk this evening?” Einstein agreed.

When they arrived at the venue, Einstein put on the chauffeur’s uniform and hat, and sat at the back of the hall while the chauffeur took his place on the podium, effortlessly delivering the speech, then inviting the audience to ask questions.

He convincingly answered the first few, but then one pompous man stood up and asked a very difficult question on his theories of relativity.

The chauffeur was flummoxed, but calmly said, “Why, that question is so very easy, I will let my chauffeur answer it!”

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store’s opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curse. On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.

As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line, “That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won’t open the store!”