August 2006


There’s a minor problem
Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya

There’s a big problem
Arre yaar, “Jhool” ho gaya

There’s a huge problem
Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya

You’ll be surprised .
Ekdam “Hill” jayega TU

I am going out of this place
Chal apun “Kaltii” marta hai.

Don’t make a fool of others
Dekh , Tu “Shendi” mat laga sabko

Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal- re Shaaane, “Hawa” aan de

I am not a stupid out here
Apun “ALIBAUG” se nahi aaya

There’s some misunderstanding
Arre kuch “Galat Faimili” ho gayi

Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz “FULL TO” hota hai?

See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to “FAT” gayi

Shall I just bash u?
E Doon kya “Kharcha Pani” ?

Just take him into a secret place
Use jara “Khopche” me leke ja

What a beautiful lady !!
Kya “Zakaas Item” hai yaar!!

What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Kya “Raapchik Maal / Piece” hai yaar!!

Don’t just bluff..OK?
E Jyaada “RAAG” mat de..

Ya..she is staring at u.. Buddy!!!
Kya sahi “LINE” deti hai “Bhiduu”!!

Don’t take much tension..
Jyaada “LOAD” nahi leneka kya??

Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya “ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK” pehna tune?

I don’t care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , “Hata Saawan Ki Ghata”

Please don’t overbore me..
Jyaada “PAKAA” mat be TU

All this must be done without anyone’s notice
Sab kaam “SUUMRDI” me hona chahiye.kya?

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* The classic: “main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon.” 

Saurabh ::::   Hoooooo Hoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in hindi films :” Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ….”  

* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say : “Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga…..”

Saurabh ::::   Toh aaj kyon  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Old hindi movie : “Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein.” 

Saurabh ::::   Kya hoon!!

* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy : “Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti “

Saurabh ::::   Toh mar jaa…. 

* “Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein”  

Saurabh ::::   Aur Paer bahhhut chotte

 * “Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo”

Saurabh ::::   Apne  paeron mein lo 

* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court : “Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey  Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai”

Saurabh :::: To be hanged till re-birth

* “Muzrim ko ba-izzat
bari kiya jaata hai”

Saurabh :::: Mujrim ko laya karo yaar. Time kyon waste karte ho.

* ”
Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga.”

Saurabh :::: Yaar geeta nahin sita ko lao…………..aaaauuuoooo

* “Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey”

Saurabh :::: Chood de yaar……….Please

* “Raam Raam kaaka”  

Saurabh :::: Jug Jug jiyo beta  

* “Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe”

Saurabh :::: Do-char mask le lo.

* “Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?”

Saurabh :::: Par dad ab to raat hogayi hai 

* Typical farmer ka dialogue : “mainey is zaeen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai”  

Saurabh ::::  Kyonki power cut ke chalte tubewell bandh tha 

* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital : “Main kahan hoon?”

Saurabh :::: Ghar pe!!!! 

* “Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey”

Saurabh :::: Cool it   man, chashma uttar de. 

* “Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein” 

Saurabh :::: Kyonki ghanti kharab hai. 

* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle : “In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai”

Saurabh :::: Come on yaar,Relax 

* “Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do” 

Saurabh :::: Toh mera kya hoga 

* ”
Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!”  

Saurabh :::: Looks are deceptive. 

* Doctor: ” Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai”

Saurabh :::: Senior doctor ka cabin is on the top floor.    

* Doctor : “Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ….. ”

Saurabh ::::Toh hospital jaana padega. 

* “Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.”

Saurabh ::::Aur doodh mein horlics daal lo  

KYON?? 

Saurabh :::: kyonki Horlics khao khud jaan jao.  

* “Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna ”  

Saurabh :::: Nahin toh exam mein pass ho jaoge. 

* Amitabh in many movies : ” Nahin chhodunga tujhe………….”

Saurabh :::: Kyon? bachee ki jaan loge kya?

* “Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga”

Saurabh ::::Nahin toh main hoon na.

* “Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai”

Saurabh ::::Baygon spray karo

* “Woh kutte ki maut marega “

Saurabh :::: Tomy ki ya sheru ki???

* “Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee “

Saurabh :::: Bolo, munni ki matajee.

* Rich father to son : ” Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga “

Saurabh :::: Do phooti kaudi challengi.

* “Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya”

Saurabh ::::Otherwise I hate rocks…………..you know

* Dharmendra in many movies : ” Kutte! Kamine ! …main tera khoon pe jaunga..”

Saurabh ::::I hope  it is B +ve.

* Dharmendra : “Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke maroonga”

Saurabh :::: You see, I was always weak in mathematics.

* Lalita Pawar in many scenes : ” Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..”

Saurabh :::: Darling! , have baygon spray later.

* The favoirite emotional blackmail : “Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi “

Saurabh :::: You know!, it would be very scary.

* All filmi chowkidaars : ” Jagte raho!”

Saurabh :::: Jo hukm. Neend aa rahi hai, yaar.

* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : ” Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai. Apne hathiyaar phenk do “

Saurabh ::::Oh no, ab helicopter se bhagna padegaa.

* “Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna”

Saurabh :::: Footpath pe bhagna allowed nahin.

* “pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai”

Saurabh ::::  Par main toh naujawaani hoon.

* The classic : ” Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !”

Saurabh ::::  Kyonki main shaadi-shuda hoon.

* The villian’s sidekick : “Boss! Maal pakda
gaya “

Saurabh :::: But Mona  was the best.

* “Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga” 

   Saurabh ::::Nahin toh main hoon na. 

* “Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai” 

   Saurabh ::::Baygon spray karo 

* “Woh kutte ki maut marega ” 

   Saurabh :::: Tomy ki ya sheru ki??? 

* “Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee “

   Saurabh :::: Bolo, munni ki matajee. 

* Rich father to son : ” Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga “

Saurabh :::: Do phooti kaudi challengi.

* “Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya”

Saurabh ::::Otherwise I hate rocks…………..you know

* Dharmendra in many movies : ” Kutte! Kamine ! …main tera khoon pe jaunga..”

Saurabh ::::I hope  it is B +ve.

* Dharmendra : “Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke maroonga”

Saurabh :::: You see, I was always weak in mathematics.

* Lalita Pawar in many scenes : ” Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..”

Saurabh :::: Darling! , have baygon spray later.

* The favoirite emotional blackmail : “Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi “

Saurabh :::: You know!, it would be very scary.

* All filmi chowkidaars : ” Jagte raho!”

Saurabh :::: Neend aa rahi hai, yaar.

* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : ” Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai. Apne hathiyaar phenk do “

Saurabh ::::Oh no, ab helicopter se bhagna padegaa.

* “Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna”

Saurabh :::: Footpath pe bhagna allowed nahin.

* “pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai”

Saurabh ::::  Par main toh naujawaani hoon.

* The classic : ” Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !”

Saurabh ::::  Kyonki main shaadi-shuda hoon.

* The villian’s sidekick : “Boss! Maal pakda

gaya “

Saurabh :::: But Mona  was the best.

* “Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai “

Saurabh :::: Bank locker mein.

* ” tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai”

Saurabh :::: Enjoy dude! She is my neighbour.

“Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe nahin aiye, to mai………”

Saurabh :::: Usko zinda chod doonga.

* “Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega”

Saurabh :::: Bargain kar lee yaar.

* “Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehte hein, woh………………”

Saurabh :::: Kapde badale samay, light off karle yaar.

* – The typical announcer : “Bhaiyon aur behnon ….” “Ladies and Gentelmen …”

Saurabh , the announcer : “Ladies and Ledas ….”

* “Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolon

Saurabh ::::   achi memory ke liye roz ek memory plus.

* “Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?”

Saurabh :::: Bank se.

* “Police mere peeche lagi hui hai ..”

Saurabh :::: Shirt badaal le.

* “Tum mere liye mar chuke ho”

Saurabh :::: So  what  dude?  Take  a chill pill

* “Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein”

Saurabh :::: Family planning moto, hum do, humara ek

* “Lo! – Muh meetha karo”

Saurabh :::: Aur daanth khate karo.

* “Hato naa! Log kya kahenge”

Saurabh :::: Kuch toh log kahenge,logon ka kaam. hai kehna…………….

* “Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai “

Saurabh :::: Bank locker mein.

* ” tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai”

Saurabh :::: Enjoy dude! She is my neighbour.

“Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe nahin aiye, to mai………”

Saurabh :::: Usko zinda chod doonga.

* “Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega”

Saurabh :::: Bargain kar lee yaar.

* “Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehte hein, woh………………”

Saurabh :::: Kapde badale samay, light off karle yaar.

* – The typical announcer : “Bhaiyon aur behnon ….” “Ladies and Gentelmen …”

Saurabh , the announcer : “Ladies and Ledas ….”

* “Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolon

Saurabh ::::   achi memory ke liye roz ek memory plus.

* “Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?”

Saurabh :::: Bank se.

* “Police mere peeche lagi hui hai ..”

Saurabh :::: Shirt badaal le.

* “Tum mere liye mar chuke ho”

Saurabh :::: So  what  dude?

* “Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein”

Saurabh :::: Family planning moto, hum do, humara ek

* “Lo! – Muh meetha karo”

Saurabh :::: Aur daanth khate karo.

* “Hato naa! Log kya kahenge”

Saurabh :::: Kuch toh log kahenge,logon ka kaam. hai kehna…………….

* “Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa ..”

Saurabh :::: I  have chicken pox,   yaar.

* “Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai”

Saurabh :::: D’Cold   lee kya?

* “Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai”

Saurabh :::: Oh no aaj to world cup final bhi hai.

* “Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do”

Saurabh :::: Phir isse station pe drop kardena.

* Nirupa roy’s favourite “Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta”

Saurabh :::: Maa nahin Kohimaa is the capiital of  Nagaland.

* “… mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ….”

Saurabh :::: Mera khoon B+ve hai, O +ve nahin

* “Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai”

Saurabh :::: Chor,,,chor…….chor.

“Zabaan ko lagaam do ..”

Saurabh :::: But how?

* “Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu”

Saurabh :::: Kaun si Miss Renu,
Agra wali ya
ludhiana wali.