Question: what is the cube of 13?


Answer: Its : SUROOR


Wondering how?


thats bcoz….


TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR


 


Question: Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi, use log hanuman bulate the…batao kyon?


Answer: kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..


 


Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?


Answer: Sita with Ravan


 


Question: What does the kangaroo say when she finds her baby missing?


Answer: Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya


 


Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?


Answer: They gave a solid reason… Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain


 


Question: What would u call a girl who never laughs??


Answer: Hasina


 


Question: 3+ 3 =8


Bataao Kaise?


Bataao Bataao!


Nahi Pata?!!


Answer: Arre… Galati se!!!!!


 


Question: What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???


Think


Think


Think


Think


Think


Tired of thinking???


Answer: Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”


 


Question: What is the opposite of “Pizza Hut”


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Answer: “Pizza…. Hutna mat”


 


Question: Santa Singh went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


😦


Guess why ?


Answer: Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”

 


Question: Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise baahar nikalega???? ??? ………


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Answer: Geela ho ke nikalega…. ..


 


Question: Ek aadmi ki jaan jaa rahi hai to use kya khilaoge …….


sweets…. nopes


salt…… nopes


think


think


are yaar..


Answer: Birla White Cement


kyunki iske ander jaan hai…….


 


Question: Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ?


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Answer: They Both Are Not a Banana !!


 


Sorry for torturing you all mentally, please don’t kill me.

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